幽默笑話-Twisted jokes

幽默笑話
Q:What is the similarity between men and rats?
A:Both keep searching for new holes.

Q:What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary. It comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.

Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady:Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q: Girlfriend & boyfriend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy friend's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked why.
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front. 勃起困難,做到一半會軟掉,吃什麼藥比較適合,依個人性功能老化程度不同,55歲內建議 - 犀利士