幽默笑話-Twisted jokes
幽默笑話
Q:What is the similarity between men and rats?
A:Both keep searching for new holes.
Q:What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary. It comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.
Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.
Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady:Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.
Q: Girlfriend & boyfriend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy friend's hand.
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked why.
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front. 勃起困難,做到一半會軟掉,吃什麼藥比較適合,依個人性功能老化程度不同,55歲內建議 - 犀利士
幽默笑話-沒有女司機，這世界還有意思嗎？
幽默笑話
1、如果你白天開車，旁邊是一個女司機開車，突然她打開了雨刮，那麼請注意她一定是要轉彎了。如果女司機打完左閃打右閃，打完右閃又打左閃，那麼請不要在意，因為她只是關不住燈。如果她打左轉向燈，請把右車道也留給她！「聯合國善待女司機組織」提醒您。
2、今天急診拉來一車禍老太太，雙側下肢粉碎性骨折，外帶腹內出血，脾破裂。我問隨行的警察：大哥這老太太咋弄的？警察：碰瓷弄的。我：不能啊，碰瓷還能真受傷？警察：趕她點背，剛躺地上，司機是個女的，一緊張就壓過去了，感覺自己壓倒人了，沒看清，又把車倒了回去想看看。這老太太碰瓷三年了，這次算是徹底交代了。（註：碰瓷，原屬北京方言，泛指一些投機取巧，敲詐勒索的行為。）
3、今天看見一個女司機用力關後備箱的時候把自己的頭夾了，簡直難以置信。
4、女司機：「嗨，這根管子是你們加油站的嗎？」加油站員工：「不是，是上一個站的。」
5、前不久，成都交警在九眼橋設卡查酒駕，一20歲出頭的女司機被攔下後問交警：受傷了用酒精消毒算不算酒駕？交警很肯定的告訴她說這不算酒駕，並表示關心，詢問她傷到哪裡了是否需要幫助。不料女車主回答：傷了心。交警：停車，熄火，駕駛證……
6、某網友說下次再也不敢坐女司機的車了，老子還是第一次碰見要撞車了不踩剎車而是捂雙眼的司機………
7、交警哥們住院了，怕他無聊就去和他嘮嗑。他說：姐你知道嗎，我們交警最不願意攔的就是女司機。我：為啥？答：一攔她們，她們就緊張，一緊張就不知道踩剎車還是油門了。我：你咋知道？答：呵呵，你以為我是因為什麼住院的？
